Did you catch Sarah’s August trip to Israel. Yikes. In August, the Governor found herself right where the cameras like her best: in Israel, planted at the Western Wall, head bowed just enough to look reverent, photographers at the ready. According to her press team, the Israel trip was all...
In a supposed strategy to beef up racism, white supremacists in the Ozarks have unveiled plans for a “whites-only” community in Sharp County. Dubbed the “Return to the Land,” because “Segregation Station” was taken, the proposed development promises residents the kind of peace and quiet only possible when you’ve banned...
State Rep. Kendon Underwood, a republican from Cave Springs, tried to make a mountain out of a molehill when he falsely claimed that Fayetteville was operating as a sanctuary city in violation of state law. The horror! A city daring to prioritize public safety over political theater! Rep. Underwood’s district...
Escape the ordinary and take a stroll through beautiful Franklin County, Arkansas! New construction is booming, thanks to Governor Sanders’ favorite kind of growth: incarceration infrastructure. Marvel at the state’s fastest-growing housing sector: prisons. Witness a record-breaking investment in locking folks up. Don’t miss the Franklin Co. selfie station, now...
In a bold display of fiscal bravery, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has taken decisive action to shield new Arkansas mothers from the existential threat of too much postpartum care. “Arkansas moms don’t need a whole year of Medicaid coverage,” the governor’s office declared in a press release. “Two months is...
Governor Sarah Sanders is working hard to make Arkansas a state where local cops can moonlight as ICE agents in their free time. That’s right! More overworked law enforcement officers doubling as immigration enforcers. What could go wrong? The Arkansas GOP has outdone itself once again, pushing a bill that...
In a courageous move to protect Arkansans from the perils of self-governance, this month lawmakers introduced a groundbreaking slate of anti-democracy bills designed to ensure that regular citizens have absolutely no say in their own laws. “We looked around and saw a dangerous trend: people thinking they had the right...
Representative Mary Bentley has announced a new amendment to her infamous “Baby Olivia” bill, the legislation requiring Arkansas students to watch an anti-abortion animated video of a fetus growing in the womb. The new amendment takes the bill to the next level by swapping out the fictional “Baby Olivia” with...
The Arkansas Times reports that Gov. Sarah Sanders has decreed today a “Day of Tears,” inviting all good Arkansans to lower their flags and, presumably, their IQs in solemn mourning for the fetuses lost to abortion. Forget your pesky day jobs; there are zygotes to grieve! In a state where...
At the kick off of the legislative session, Sarah Sanders’ State of the State address doubled as a fan letter to Trump and a culture war greatest hits album. Arkansas, she proudly declared, is the “vanguard of a national conservative revolution.” A bold proclamation, and in no way true, not...