Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders attempted to eat lunch in a Little Rock restaurant before being unexpectedly confronted with the long-standing concept of actions having consequences. A restaurant owner asked her to leave after staff said they felt uncomfortable, briefly interrupting the governor’s day of making policy decisions that affect other...
The state is officially workshopping five different ways to put a “monument to the unborn” on the Capitol lawn, and the submissions are… something. Here’s the run down of submissions thus far: • a giant empty tomb with engraved fetuses• a bronze fertilized egg, sized for “legibility”• an AI-generate picture...
Did you catch Sarah’s August trip to Israel. Yikes. In August, the Governor found herself right where the cameras like her best: in Israel, planted at the Western Wall, head bowed just enough to look reverent, photographers at the ready. According to her press team, the Israel trip was all...
In a supposed strategy to beef up racism, white supremacists in the Ozarks have unveiled plans for a “whites-only” community in Sharp County. Dubbed the “Return to the Land,” because “Segregation Station” was taken, the proposed development promises residents the kind of peace and quiet only possible when you’ve banned...
State Rep. Kendon Underwood, a republican from Cave Springs, tried to make a mountain out of a molehill when he falsely claimed that Fayetteville was operating as a sanctuary city in violation of state law. The horror! A city daring to prioritize public safety over political theater! Rep. Underwood’s district...
Escape the ordinary and take a stroll through beautiful Franklin County, Arkansas! New construction is booming, thanks to Governor Sanders’ favorite kind of growth: incarceration infrastructure. Marvel at the state’s fastest-growing housing sector: prisons. Witness a record-breaking investment in locking folks up. Don’t miss the Franklin Co. selfie station, now...
In a bold display of fiscal bravery, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has taken decisive action to shield new Arkansas mothers from the existential threat of too much postpartum care. “Arkansas moms don’t need a whole year of Medicaid coverage,” the governor’s office declared in a press release. “Two months is...
Governor Sarah Sanders is working hard to make Arkansas a state where local cops can moonlight as ICE agents in their free time. That’s right! More overworked law enforcement officers doubling as immigration enforcers. What could go wrong? The Arkansas GOP has outdone itself once again, pushing a bill that...
In a courageous move to protect Arkansans from the perils of self-governance, this month lawmakers introduced a groundbreaking slate of anti-democracy bills designed to ensure that regular citizens have absolutely no say in their own laws. “We looked around and saw a dangerous trend: people thinking they had the right...
Representative Mary Bentley has announced a new amendment to her infamous “Baby Olivia” bill, the legislation requiring Arkansas students to watch an anti-abortion animated video of a fetus growing in the womb. The new amendment takes the bill to the next level by swapping out the fictional “Baby Olivia” with...