Governor Shocked to Learn Actions Followed Her Into Restaurant

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders attempted to eat lunch in a Little Rock restaurant before being unexpectedly confronted with the long-standing concept of actions having consequences.

A restaurant owner asked her to leave after staff said they felt uncomfortable, briefly interrupting the governor’s day of making policy decisions that affect other people’s lives from a comfortable distance.

Sources confirm Sanders had already paid, meaning the only thing she ultimately lost was the expectation that she could move through public spaces without anyone having an opinion about her.

The governor’s office later emphasized that Arkansas is known for its hospitality, a value currently being experienced in very different ways depending on who you are in the state.