In what can only be described as a valiant attempt to turn incompetence into an art form, Attorney General Tim Griffin has managed to get Arkansas booted from its own lawsuit against the Biden administration over the “gun show loophole.” Yes, you read that right: Griffin’s big legal play was...
Tim Griffin is here to rescue women from deceptive marketing, apparently. The AG issued a stern cease and desist order to two organizations: Choices Women’s Medical Center from New York and Aid Access of the Netherlands. Their crime? Daring to provide information and access to abortion pills to Arkansans. Griffin’s...
In a groundbreaking move, Arkansas will add another dazzling gem to the Capitol grounds: a “monument to the unborn.” Yes, our state will commemorate theoretical people while ignoring its living, breathing people. The commission has yet to decide on the exact placement of their homage to the hypothetical. Options on...
Jason Rapert’s doing embarrassing things again. Last week, the recent appointee to the State Library Board claimed his work environment was “hostile to Christian, white males.” His reasoning? Six women who have the power to shut him up and are doing so, repeatedly. Bless their hearts. The women on the...
In Sarah’s latest audition tape for Trump’s VP ticket, the governor penned a hilarious letter to the US Secretary of Education, Miguel Cardona. Sanders used the national MAGA base as an excuse to fire shots at President Biden’s student loan forgiveness program and the Department of Education’s handling of the...
Gather ’round for another episode of “The Chronicles of Incompetence,” starring the Sanders administration. The pièce de résistance is the infamous $19,000 lectern. If you’re catching up to speed on last year’s expensive furniture purchase, here’s the short version: The Governor’s Office is very bad at properly spending taxpayer dollars....
The man prides himself in his ability to destroy public education Arkansas Secretary of Education Jacob Oliva seems to be on a mission to redefine the term “educational reform” with his latest antics. In a move that has educators shaking their heads in disbelief, Oliva has decided to take a...
Arkansas is now the battleground for the most crucial cultural war of the 21st century: driver’s licenses. The Arkansas Department of Finance and Administration (DFA) has heroically declared war on the X. No, not the mutant kind, but the dreaded gender-neutral “X” designation on driver’s licenses. Because in Arkansas, you’re...
Ah, the land of the free, where anyone can make it big… if their last name happens to be Huckabee or Trump. The cringiest of nepo babies, SHS and Don Jr., linked up for a 2+ minute video for Don’s weird online show titled “Triggered.” Don asked SHS about China,...