Gather ’round for another episode of “The Chronicles of Incompetence,” starring the Sanders administration. The pièce de résistance is the infamous $19,000 lectern. If you’re catching up to speed on last year’s expensive furniture purchase, here’s the short version: The Governor’s Office is very bad at properly spending taxpayer dollars....
The man prides himself in his ability to destroy public education Arkansas Secretary of Education Jacob Oliva seems to be on a mission to redefine the term “educational reform” with his latest antics. In a move that has educators shaking their heads in disbelief, Oliva has decided to take a...
Arkansas is now the battleground for the most crucial cultural war of the 21st century: driver’s licenses. The Arkansas Department of Finance and Administration (DFA) has heroically declared war on the X. No, not the mutant kind, but the dreaded gender-neutral “X” designation on driver’s licenses. Because in Arkansas, you’re...
Ah, the land of the free, where anyone can make it big… if their last name happens to be Huckabee or Trump. The cringiest of nepo babies, SHS and Don Jr., linked up for a 2+ minute video for Don’s weird online show titled “Triggered.” Don asked SHS about China,...
May her Fox appearances be filled with empty platitudes and shameless pandering. Water crisis in Helena-West Helena be damned. Save our disgraceful maternal mortality rate and healthcare crisis for another day. Who else will take up the mantle of sucking up to Trump on national television if Sarah won’t? Momma’s...
She’s the superhero Arkansas never knew it needed, protecting the state from imaginary threats with the flick of her pen It’s a damn shame that Sarah has to spend her time writing op-eds to convince Arkansans she’s not terrible at her job. Despite being loathed across the political spectrum, she...
Governor Sarah Sanders and her father, former Governor Daddy Huck, flake out on Trump’s Iowa campaign event. Snowflakes. The inclement weather in Iowa has disrupted the father-daughter duo’s plan to campaign for Donald Trump. It appears the snowstorm is more formidable than even the most devoted Trump Train enthusiasts. The...
Lake Hamilton’s basketball games are apparently more than team rivalries — they’re revivals. “Get saved or get out” is the message being sent to game attendees. The band is bringing hell-fire-and-brimstone-style band performances to its halftime shows this year. Complete with props that read “sinners beware” and “repent now,” the...
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