Ron sets sights on Sarah for VP

The popular suspicion among Arkansans is that Sarah Sanders intends to move into higher office after using her Governorship to increase her political profile. Her options are endless, but with 2024 looming, some participation in a presidential bid is a likely contender for her next step.

Florida dictator Ron DeSantis is said to be courting Sanders as his running mate in his recently-announced 2024 campaign. It’s no surprise, as these two are a match made in fascist heaven.

Sarah brought in Ron’s former senior chancellor at the Florida Department of Education, Jacob Oliva, to destroy rural communities by defunding public schools.

She endorsed two right-wing school board candidates in Conway a few weeks ago and has buddied up to Moms for Liberty from the beginning of her administration.

Meanwhile Ron is forbidding Black history be taught in schools and pursuing legal battles with *checks notes* Mickey Mouse.

These two are governing from the same playbook. In fact, Sarah’s brand of authoritarian leadership is second only to Ron.

Sarah’s been using our state as a stomping stone on her way to something greater, so we assume she’s at least entertaining Ron’s invitation. According to a DeSantis campaign source, he wants to announce a running mate ASAP, so we’ll see if she can resist the temptation to try and make it back to Washington.