Sanders to measure teacher merit based on Sunday school attendance

According to a document sent to Arkansas superintendents, teacher base salaries will no longer be determined by number of years in the classroom, nor level of education, but by a secret third thing. It’s hard to know what executive-branch expectations will befall our educators, but we can be certain the plan is to “educate, not indoctrinate” (whatever that means).

It’s strange though, watching her dad’s children’s book grift play out, complete with its MAGA-centric topics and 90s-cartoon-esque illustrations. Recall that just a few weeks ago Sarah was passing out Ben Carson’s propaganda in Arkansas schools! Assuming Mike’s Kid’s Guide to Donald Trump and Kids Guide to the Bible combo are firmly in the education-not-indoctrination category, what will be expected of Arkansas teachers to move up in the pay grade?