Sarah Does Israel: Pray, Pose, Repeat

Did you catch Sarah’s August trip to Israel. Yikes.

In August, the Governor found herself right where the cameras like her best: in Israel, planted at the Western Wall, head bowed just enough to look reverent, photographers at the ready.

According to her press team, the Israel trip was all about “solidarity” and “faith.” But let’s be real — when you’ve got plummeting approval ratings back home, a taxpayer-funded pilgrimage and a carefully staged photo-op can really help with self esteem.

Arkansans are stuck with skyrocketing costs, crumbling schools, and a prison boondoggle in Franklin County. Meanwhile, Sarah’s busy perfecting her best “pious tourist” pose 6,000 miles away.

What the Huck is Happening? More smoke, more mirrors, and fewer answers, just the way Sarah likes it!

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.” (Matthew 6:5–6)