Sarah too busy protecting you from drag queens to comment on ‘whites only’ town

In a supposed strategy to beef up racism, white supremacists in the Ozarks have unveiled plans for a “whites-only” community in Sharp County.

Dubbed the “Return to the Land,” because “Segregation Station” was taken, the proposed development promises residents the kind of peace and quiet only possible when you’ve banned color, culture, and common decency. It’s billed as a place where “faith, family, and firearms” reign supreme. Translation: no people of color or Jewish people, but LOTS of camo recliners.

The development has drawn national outrage and condemnation across the country and state, even from our favorite lackey, Tim Griffin! Despite their best efforts, some haters still occasionally recognize blatant racism when it punches them in the face wearing a polo shirt. But Governor Sarah Sanders? c r i c k e t s.

While the rest of the GOP is busy distancing themselves from the Jim Crow HOA, Sanders has apparently been too occupied with the real threats facing Arkansas families: AP African American Studies, TikTok, and librarians.

When asked for comment, a spokesperson for the Governor’s office said she was unavailable due to a previously scheduled photo op at the Texas-Mexico border.

No word yet on whether the Governor plans to denounce the whites-only compound or if she’s waiting to see if it qualifies for a federal tourism grant first.