Did you catch Sarah’s August trip to Israel. Yikes. In August, the Governor found herself right where the cameras like her best: in Israel, planted at the Western Wall, head bowed just enough to look reverent, photographers at the ready. According to her press team, the Israel trip was all...
In a supposed strategy to beef up racism, white supremacists in the Ozarks have unveiled plans for a “whites-only” community in Sharp County. Dubbed the “Return to the Land,” because “Segregation Station” was taken, the proposed development promises residents the kind of peace and quiet only possible when you’ve banned...
Escape the ordinary and take a stroll through beautiful Franklin County, Arkansas! New construction is booming, thanks to Governor Sanders’ favorite kind of growth: incarceration infrastructure. Marvel at the state’s fastest-growing housing sector: prisons. Witness a record-breaking investment in locking folks up. Don’t miss the Franklin Co. selfie station, now...
In a bold display of fiscal bravery, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has taken decisive action to shield new Arkansas mothers from the existential threat of too much postpartum care. “Arkansas moms don’t need a whole year of Medicaid coverage,” the governor’s office declared in a press release. “Two months is...
Governor Sarah Sanders is working hard to make Arkansas a state where local cops can moonlight as ICE agents in their free time. That’s right! More overworked law enforcement officers doubling as immigration enforcers. What could go wrong? The Arkansas GOP has outdone itself once again, pushing a bill that...
The Arkansas Times reports that Gov. Sarah Sanders has decreed today a “Day of Tears,” inviting all good Arkansans to lower their flags and, presumably, their IQs in solemn mourning for the fetuses lost to abortion. Forget your pesky day jobs; there are zygotes to grieve! In a state where...
At the kick off of the legislative session, Sarah Sanders’ State of the State address doubled as a fan letter to Trump and a culture war greatest hits album. Arkansas, she proudly declared, is the “vanguard of a national conservative revolution.” A bold proclamation, and in no way true, not...
Passing more tax cuts for the rich in Arkansas is like taking candy from a baby. Except the baby is just regular people trying to make ends meet. Gov. Sanders once again dolled out tax cuts for the third time in 15 months. The most recent batch of cuts reduces...
In a groundbreaking move, Arkansas will add another dazzling gem to the Capitol grounds: a “monument to the unborn.” Yes, our state will commemorate theoretical people while ignoring its living, breathing people. The commission has yet to decide on the exact placement of their homage to the hypothetical. Options on...
In Sarah’s latest audition tape for Trump’s VP ticket, the governor penned a hilarious letter to the US Secretary of Education, Miguel Cardona. Sanders used the national MAGA base as an excuse to fire shots at President Biden’s student loan forgiveness program and the Department of Education’s handling of the...