Governor’s Staff

It’s all making sense! According to Sarah Sanders’ mouthpiece Alexa Henning, the Governor’s Mansion is undergoing some renovations. The story we’re getting is that Sanders’ young kids need a safer mansion to play in. What’s a child-friendly palazzo reno cost these days? $592,000 You read that right. They’re updating the...

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  • April 5, 2023

Governor Sanders’ Director of Contempt, Alexa Henning, tried a little too hard today. Hope she bounces back soon. The LEARNS Act is getting more and more criticism, and it’s Alexa Henning’s job to squash it. That’s not easy when (a) the bill will effectively ruin education for the majority of...

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  • March 22, 2023