Huckabees (snow)flake on Trump

Governor Sarah Sanders and her father, former Governor Daddy Huck, flake out on Trump’s Iowa campaign event. Snowflakes.

The inclement weather in Iowa has disrupted the father-daughter duo’s plan to campaign for Donald Trump. It appears the snowstorm is more formidable than even the most devoted Trump Train enthusiasts.

The cancellation will likely disappoint the mega MAGAs, though one could argue that they are used to the delicate nature of snowflakes.

Despite the formidable weather, we can’t help but marvel at the resilience of Sanders’ camp. Her spokeswoman, Alexa Henning, made sure to reassure the public of Sanders’ unwavering support for Trump. It’s heartwarming to see that not even a snowstorm can cool the fiery passion of Sarah and her Traveling Trumpettes.

Though Hucks for Trump is temporarily on ice, note that other Republican candidates like former Governor Asa Hutchinson have managed to weather the winter storm. Hutchinson, showing the kind of perseverance that can only be described as non-snowflake-like, continued his campaign activities despite the conditions.

For the snow globe that is the Iowa Caucus, Sanders’ cancellation might be interpreted as a momentary chill in Trump enthusiasm. Donald himself may even feel snubbed. But fear not: we’re certain Sanders and Daddy Huck will resume campaigning for the Orange Monster at the earliest opportunity.