Arkansas flags back to half staff to mourn theoretical people

The Arkansas Times reports that Gov. Sarah Sanders has decreed today a “Day of Tears,” inviting all good Arkansans to lower their flags and, presumably, their IQs in solemn mourning for the fetuses lost to abortion.

Forget your pesky day jobs; there are zygotes to grieve!

In a state where basic healthcare access remains a pipe dream, it’s heartwarming to know we’ve prioritized pressing issues like flags at half staff and a wall in memory of theoretical people.

Meanwhile, Arkansas women continue to fight for bodily autonomy while the Living Wall and flag staff wire gets more love than the actual living. Progress! 🫡