Tim Griffin is here to rescue women from deceptive marketing, apparently. The AG issued a stern cease and desist order to two organizations: Choices Women’s Medical Center from New York and Aid Access of the Netherlands. Their crime? Daring to provide information and access to abortion pills to Arkansans. Griffin’s...
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In a groundbreaking move, Arkansas will add another dazzling gem to the Capitol grounds: a “monument to the unborn.” Yes, our state will commemorate theoretical people while ignoring its living, breathing people. The commission has yet to decide on the exact placement of their homage to the hypothetical. Options on...
Jason Rapert’s doing embarrassing things again. Last week, the recent appointee to the State Library Board claimed his work environment was “hostile to Christian, white males.” His reasoning? Six women who have the power to shut him up and are doing so, repeatedly. Bless their hearts. The women on the...
The man prides himself in his ability to destroy public education Arkansas Secretary of Education Jacob Oliva seems to be on a mission to redefine the term “educational reform” with his latest antics. In a move that has educators shaking their heads in disbelief, Oliva has decided to take a...
Good boy, Griff!
Arkansas is now the battleground for the most crucial cultural war of the 21st century: driver’s licenses. The Arkansas Department of Finance and Administration (DFA) has heroically declared war on the X. No, not the mutant kind, but the dreaded gender-neutral “X” designation on driver’s licenses. Because in Arkansas, you’re...
Ah, the land of the free, where anyone can make it big… if their last name happens to be Huckabee or Trump. The cringiest of nepo babies, SHS and Don Jr., linked up for a 2+ minute video for Don’s weird online show titled “Triggered.” Don asked SHS about China,...
May her Fox appearances be filled with empty platitudes and shameless pandering. Water crisis in Helena-West Helena be damned. Save our disgraceful maternal mortality rate and healthcare crisis for another day. Who else will take up the mantle of sucking up to Trump on national television if Sarah won’t? Momma’s...
Lake Hamilton’s basketball games are apparently more than team rivalries — they’re revivals. “Get saved or get out” is the message being sent to game attendees. The band is bringing hell-fire-and-brimstone-style band performances to its halftime shows this year. Complete with props that read “sinners beware” and “repent now,” the...
In a stunning display of political prowess, Governor Sarah Sanders, wannabe master of distraction, has once again proven that she’ll do just about anything to deflect from her abuse of taxpayer funds, general ineptitude, and failure to govern. It’s almost impressive how she’s managed to transform her governorship into a...