Political Hacks

Arkansas is now the battleground for the most crucial cultural war of the 21st century: driver’s licenses.  The Arkansas Department of Finance and Administration (DFA) has heroically declared war on the X.  No, not the mutant kind, but the dreaded gender-neutral “X” designation on driver’s licenses. Because in Arkansas, you’re...

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  • March 13, 2024

Lake Hamilton’s basketball games are apparently more than team rivalries — they’re revivals. “Get saved or get out” is the message being sent to game attendees. The band is bringing hell-fire-and-brimstone-style band performances to its halftime shows this year. Complete with props that read “sinners beware” and “repent now,” the...

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  • December 11, 2023

Six schools are defying the Department of Education’s request to nix AP African American Studies, and today the Secretary of Education, Jacob Oliva, clapped back via a letter to superintendents. The letter began with some big-brother nonsense that asserted the department’s authority over the districts. The party of small government...

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  • August 22, 2023