Governor Sarah Sanders and her father, former Governor Daddy Huck, flake out on Trump’s Iowa campaign event. Snowflakes. The inclement weather in Iowa has disrupted the father-daughter duo’s plan to campaign for Donald Trump. It appears the snowstorm is more formidable than even the most devoted Trump Train enthusiasts. The...
Lake Hamilton’s basketball games are apparently more than team rivalries — they’re revivals. “Get saved or get out” is the message being sent to game attendees. The band is bringing hell-fire-and-brimstone-style band performances to its halftime shows this year. Complete with props that read “sinners beware” and “repent now,” the...
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In a stunning display of political prowess, Governor Sarah Sanders, wannabe master of distraction, has once again proven that she’ll do just about anything to deflect from her abuse of taxpayer funds, general ineptitude, and failure to govern. It’s almost impressive how she’s managed to transform her governorship into a...
Sarah threw some serious shade at journalists the other day. Now you can use our template to create your own sick burns for your enemies!
Girl, we’ve got 99 problems in Arkansas and China ain’t one of ’em. There she goes again— silly Governor Sanders and her 24-7 PR machine. It seems that the former press secretary has latched on to China as her preferred mechanism of distraction. Yesterday she slammed the Governor of California...
Last week, in a stunning display of “look over here!” distraction, Sarah Sanders signed a do-nothing executive order that accomplishes zilch-nada-nothing for Arkansas and harms one of the most marginalized populations in our community. Sarah really said: “WHEREAS: An XX chromosome is an XX chromosome. The science is clear and...
Everyone’s favorite Monday activity is back! Forget the wokeism; be your own MAGA Overlord and write your own Executive Order for the great state of Arkansas. Chances are it will make just as much sense as Sarah’s.
Sarah Sanders returns to her favorite pastime — getting snippy with the press. Can someone tell Sarah Sanders being an enemy of the free press is not a personality trait? The thing about being Governor is, you’re gonna stand at a lot of lecterns. For that reason, and many other...
Evidence is mounting that a Youngkin-Sanders ticket will be pitched to GOP voters. With the absolute shitshow that has been the Republican National Debates, all bets are off. Trump leads the party by double digits, even though he’s too busy in court to show up to the debates and too...