LEARNS

She’s the superhero Arkansas never knew it needed, protecting the state from imaginary threats with the flick of her pen It’s a damn shame that Sarah has to spend her time writing op-eds to convince Arkansans she’s not terrible at her job. Despite being loathed across the political spectrum, she...

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  • January 10, 2024

Lake Hamilton’s basketball games are apparently more than team rivalries — they’re revivals. “Get saved or get out” is the message being sent to game attendees. The band is bringing hell-fire-and-brimstone-style band performances to its halftime shows this year. Complete with props that read “sinners beware” and “repent now,” the...

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  • December 11, 2023

Six schools are defying the Department of Education’s request to nix AP African American Studies, and today the Secretary of Education, Jacob Oliva, clapped back via a letter to superintendents. The letter began with some big-brother nonsense that asserted the department’s authority over the districts. The party of small government...

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  • August 22, 2023

Governor Sanders’ Director of Contempt, Alexa Henning, tried a little too hard today. Hope she bounces back soon. The LEARNS Act is getting more and more criticism, and it’s Alexa Henning’s job to squash it. That’s not easy when (a) the bill will effectively ruin education for the majority of...

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  • March 22, 2023